Two detectives get assigned to each other and clash horribly as they try to figure out which of them is the Eccentric and which of them is the Straight Man.
I need to clarify that by ‘Straight Man’ I mean the role in a comedy duo, not a Heterosexual Man. Jesus. Of course they’re not straight, guys.
not sure which is worse, two detectives being stubbornly weird at each other or two detectives attempting to world-wearily narrate at each other
Shoving each other out of the way as they fight to get to the desk nearest the window with the best shadows from the gaslight beyond the Venetian blinds. Using increasingly obscure slang until neither of them are speaking comprehensible English.
tbh this sounds a lot like crack Sheriarty
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