Best moments of my very very Jewish family vacation
– my 8 year old cousin running around flapping her arms like a duck screaming “farQUACKte”
– me sitting down with my grandma and showing her my art for my comic and her telling me how much she loved my use of Jewish characters and culture
– my cousin warning me there was a wasp (as in the bug) in the house so I pointed at my dad, the only WASP on the trip, and asked “is it over there”
– my grandpa: so do you consider yourself religious
me: yes
grandpa, who promised our rabbis that he’d show up to at least five services a year just bc he wanted to prove he can do it, and holds up fingers for however many he’s been to so far whenever he sees the rabbis: I don’t see you going to as many services as I do
– my sister just got her learners permit and whenever she drives with our grandparents in the car they call her a meshugenah at least once
– my grandpa laughing after I told him the Extremely White Goy name of the boy in my history class who wouldn’t stop calling my Magen David a “jew star”
– “should I buy this hat” “no it looks like a fucking hamentashen”
– I love being a Jew with a big Jewish family
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