red–thedragon:

owmyeyeballs:

daggerkid:

owmyeyeballs:

poploppege:

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

you have pleased your brain fish

Hsjsbdh see I like water except when it’s night time

Not in my house. That’s when the salt we have to make the water usable gets pumped through the system and it’s completely untouchable precisely between midnight and 4 AM.

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