dis-weird-girl-over-here:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i want a horror movie where instead of screaming in fear the main character is constantly cursing like THIS IS BULLSHIT and WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS, and screaming for help like WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE, GET YOUR USELESS ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS FUCKER HAS A CHAINSAW

Honestly? This is so much more realistic to me