You want a true story?
Pick between “the time i killed a rat and tried to summon Satan to make me get better grades when i was 11” and “the time there were ‘hands’ in the walls” story
You want an untrue story? I have a million just lmk
RED WHAT THE EVERLOVING HECKITY HECK IS THE WALL HAND STORY
So: the year is 2010, me and my two siblings are sleeping in one 6 x 8 room together, and my brother is like five or six.
One night he gets up and he’s like “there are hands in the walls!”
Naturally all of us went “tf does that mean???” and kinda ignored it as normal kid nightmares.
The next night he did the same thing. And the night after that. And the night after that. And then i also started hearing this….tapping and scraping noise from inside the wall.
(i assumed it was from the heater. Go figure.)
So the bathroom in that house was right next to our bedroom, right? And i’m me, meaning i read a lot and don’t like curfews, which ultimately meant that I used to sit in thr bathroom reading until my parents figured out what i was doing and took my books and kicked me out for however long they managed to get me to stay out. And iirc that was before we started redoing the bathroom so there was this like kinda nasty tile and kinda nasty bathtub and, well, yeah.
So i get into my book and I start focusing and i wind up hyperfocused, no surprise there.
And then a rat crawled out of the bathtub drain and ran under the sink, and on its way there it got close enough to actively distract me. I stg i nearly had a heart attack.
Turns out the “hands” in the walls ware a whole bunch of mice and rats we didn’t know were there LMFAO
….okay, you can’t just not tell the trying to summon Satan story now, how can it even compete?