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Turkish joke. A prisoner goes to the jail’s library to borrow a book.
The librarian says: “We don’t have this book, but we have its author”

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_political_jokes

Three men are sitting in a cell in the (KGB headquarters) Dzerzhinsky Square. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned, who replies, “Because I criticized Karl Radek.”
The first man responds, “But I am here because I spoke out in favor of
Radek!” They turn to the third man who has been sitting quietly in the
back, and ask him why he is in jail. He answers, “I’m Karl Radek.”