trek-tracks:

Jim Kirk: Just got stabbed in the kidney NBD I can still sit in the captain’s chair if I lean to one side

Jim Kirk: All the air on the bridge is missing but I can just breathe tomorrow

Jim Kirk: Several men just beat me severely but you should see the other…several of them

Jim Kirk: *Possessed by aliens, split in two, drained of salt, sucked into a parallel dimension, sliced by a lirpa* This is Fine

*a wild HYPO appears*

Jim Kirk: What is this bastion and harbinger of pain and death o no i cannot