iwritethemworlds:

yourwritersblock:

theunamazingauthor:

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

rejectedbytheempty:

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

I did something bad y’all

Oh no, okay the first thing you got to do is get rid of any evidence. Anything that you remember touching or you even faintly think you touched, clean it good. Or you could just burn down the building. Anyway, the body, dump it in a lake, set it on fire or feed it to pigs. Once you finish that, contact me and wait further instructions.

Good to know y’all got my back Jesus Christ

I did kill someone, but relax, they were fictional.

#writerproblems

Arson is a terrible way to dispose of a body. The police are more likely to actively pursue a murderer if they also did thousands in property damage (because sadly property is more important than people). My suggestion is to dump the body. Tie them to cinder blocks at the waist, so the weight is around their center of gravity. Then throw them in a lake, preferably as far from the shore as possible. Avoid the sea, because the current will push the body to shore, and avoid water about 20 degrees Celsius, because warm water will cause the body to float regardless of how much weight is on it. Water will also destroy any trace evidence, so you no longer have to worry about that.

I promise I did this research for my novel.

I love the writing community.

Are we writers? Are we murderers? You’ll never know.