cornerof5thandvermouth:

c0ffeekitten:

strawberryspoons:

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

It gets even weirder when you hit 30.

the dragon was red, like passion and terrible love. he lived up to his name (as he was very red) as he started talking to me. “hey sexy,” he said in a very red voice.

red–thedragon:

red–thedragon:

darkestelemental616:

red–thedragon:

the worst part of this is that i have synesthesia and i can tell you that the sound of red generally is the sound of a fork in a garbage disposal and that is definitely not what you were going for but i cannot stop laughingnggg

…the first thing that came to mind

you’re not far off

its the high pitched rattling metal noise

like this