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angryjewishsuggestion:

hazel2468:

angryjewishsuggestion:

me, creating my 500th angry jewish character: if the media is too much of a coward to do it, I’ll fucking do it

*Creates one badass Jewish werewolf* No… Not enough…

*Creates an entire massive, successful space empire based heavily on Judaism, fuck with antisemitic tropes and turns them around, writes a detailed wedding scene that’s basically just my cousin’s wedding from last month, makes all the main characters badass AND linked to their faith* ah hhhh yes perfect

hey? hey buddy? hey pal? hey friend? I fucking love you and that holy shit

…so where am I buying this book? Asking for a friend me.

pointyearredwarden:

  •   @darkestelemental616

    • did you drink enough? how

    darkestelemental616

    How’s your blood sugar?

    Honestly, I don’t know what my blood sugar is, and no, I don’t drink nearly enough water that I should…

    Had you, at that point, eaten within the last few hours?

    red–thedragon:

    darkestelemental616:

    red–thedragon:

    bc it was affecting someone else and i just want to say it: 

    if you want a fic, and your author hasnt been writing it, and you’re curious what the deal is? 

    ask. nicely. 

    do not demand. do not say shit like “oh i like this fic you have to update it because i like it, i’m desperate for more and you have to do it for me.” say please. say excuse me. don’t just slide in and go “write more.” NEVER just slide in and go “write more” jfc. its like some people don’t understand that writers are people too. 

    you’re best off just saying “oh i love this verse” or “i thought this idea was fantastic and i loved it”. demanding things from people never makes them more likely to do it. if someone starts demanding shit from me, i stop doing it entirely because it stops being fun. your best bet is to just show that you like something someone does. interest and validation is so much better than demands for more, seriously.  

    if you absolutely must ask for more: say please. say “i really enjoyed this, when you get the chance i’d love it if you’d work on it a bit more” or something. make sure you mind your damn manners, writing is hard and unpleasant and sometimes incredibly un rewarding don’t just come in with your “goddamnit its been three months, where’s my next chapter of your fic” what the fuck is wrong with you why would you ever think that’s acceptable

    writers are people too. fans are still people. fandom is not the most important thing in anyone’s life. 

    just be fucking nice to writers god damn it. i’m sick to hell of seeing my favorite writers get frustrated over and over responding to anons telling them ‘write more’ or ‘i want more of this universe you specifically said was over or you dont like playing in any more’ absolute FUCKING hell just BE FUCKING NICE

    Actual review I have received while going through a difficult time in my life: 

    You bitch! How could you stop on that cliffie and not touch the story for two years! Boo you whore!

    …Yep. 

    I deliberately avoided working on that fic for a further two years purely because of that.

    Precisely.

    How hard is it to just have some fucking common courtesy??

    Apparently too damn hard.

    red–thedragon:

    owmyeyeballs:

    daggerkid:

    owmyeyeballs:

    poploppege:

    Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

    Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

    Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

    you have pleased your brain fish

    Hsjsbdh see I like water except when it’s night time

    Not in my house. That’s when the salt we have to make the water usable gets pumped through the system and it’s completely untouchable precisely between midnight and 4 AM.