Tag: humor

trek-tracks:

Every time Bones curses (or swears he’s a doctor, not a…), Jim and Spock make him drop a credit in the Swear Jar.

Every time Jim nearly dies, Spock and Bones make him drop a credit in the Scare Jar.

Every time Spock does something completely illogical, Bones and Jim make him drop a credit in the

trek-tracks:

Jim Kirk: Just got stabbed in the kidney NBD I can still sit in the captain’s chair if I lean to one side

Jim Kirk: All the air on the bridge is missing but I can just breathe tomorrow

Jim Kirk: Several men just beat me severely but you should see the other…several of them

Jim Kirk: *Possessed by aliens, split in two, drained of salt, sucked into a parallel dimension, sliced by a lirpa* This is Fine

*a wild HYPO appears*

Jim Kirk: What is this bastion and harbinger of pain and death o no i cannot

cruelciel:

[anti sjw voice] haha i’m uh…napkin kin.  yeah.  how bout that folks.  [crickets chirp] um……….my pronouns are napkin/napkins/napkinself….this is the epitome of humour please laugh at my joke

I can’t believe you passed up a perfectly good “nap kin” joke

dollarforthewolfman:

rainbow-femme:

If society collapses and we gotta start living back in tiny tribal societies everybody’s gotta make sure when you start making those stories that get passed down through the ages that you include some ghibli movies in there. I want future archeologists to find multiple societies around the world worshiping chihiro the dragon rider goddess and howl the trickster god. We got one chance if it happens so don’t fuck it up

I can’t tell if we’re handling the collapse of society well or not anymore