Tag: prompt ideas

saxifraga-x-urbium:

terapsina:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL there are only around 120 anonymous Michelin restaurant inspectors in the world. They spend 3 out of every 4 weeks on the road, and must vacate a region for 10 years if they think a restaurant suspects their identity.

via reddit.com

Imagine thinking your spouse is a sexy secret agent for decades only to find out he’s a restaurant critic for fat tire boy magazine

Better yet imagine a real spy getting in trouble and mistaking a restaurant critic for a fellow agent. But the critic takes their job very seriously and won’t reveal themselves and so gets pulled into some kind of huge dangerous conspiracy whilst continuing to take notes on the quality of every restaurant they almost get shot in.

make the movie make the movie right now

You might enjoy The Man Who Knew Too Little, then. Except he’s an insurance agent. 

momolady:

thecaffeinebookwarrior:

li-the-aries-goddess:

morathor:

dickless-mic:

crockpotcauldron:

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

Okay this one is a gem:

“
Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

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“Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism”

-literally me

I’ve had the idea for a werewolf/monster story bouncing around for a while now, so I must save these.

I’m gonna try to use all of these for my werewolf stories. Especially that sliding glass door one. 

micaxiii:

yokosssser:

jhameia:

swingsetindecember:

where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive 

“there’s good in you”

“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”

I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL

“My question is, what happened that you could turn to the dark side?”

“I failed.”

“What did you fail? Yourself? Your family? Your lover?”

“No, Developmental Biology.”

“And now with the city asleep, I’ll finally be able to steal enough money to pay off my student loans!”

-Morgana Macawber, Darkwing Duck Season 1, Episode 30: Goul of My Dreams

prokopetz:

dvandom:

prokopetz:

Concept: one of those “mediocre white boy learns the secrets of ancient martial arts” movies, except the martial art in question is traditional Scottish kickboxing. The wise old mentor speaks with an indecipherable Highland accent and spends the whole film in a full kilt for no particular reason.

Starring Mark Hamill as Angus McGonagall, the Argyle Gargoyle.

I dunno, I’d be inclined to get someone who’s actually Scottish for the role. How much would we have to pay Colin Mochrie not to skip leg day?

I forget, is Sean Connery just straight-up not available as an actor anymore?

cinakizzy:

A zemyx story with a deaf Zexion. He has hearing aids of a sort, but likes to turn them off or really low most of the time. Too much sound unnerves/overwhelms him. Though one day he accidentally stumbles past the music room or practice area at a college and hears a soft melody. Turns up his volume and enjoys the music. So entranced that he doesn’t notice someone else arriving. Axel startles him and he runs off, but now maybe can’t resist passing by the music room periodically. Eventually Demyx catches him and maybe excitedly asks him question after question. Zexion needs him to slow down and explains that he’s hearing impaired. (Or maybe the whole time is deaf, but enjoys the vibrations of his music?) Que slow ass romanceeee

republi-kun:

Concept: A dystopian novel where the government is able to read the minds of its citizens in order to spy on them. The protagonist is a person with ADHD and the mind-reading technology doesn’t work on them because their thoughts are too disjointed and change so rapidly that they’re impossible to read.