purronronner:

jewlikeruth:

snorlaxatives:

unculture:

snorlaxatives:

no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron

not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron

others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)

you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now

Here I always thought the double a was a mistake caused by Moses having a stutter.

Aron: Moses, my long-lost brother!

Moses: A-aron, it’s g-good to see you!

Aaron: well I guess that’s my name now

Ay-AyRon